released December 2022: read the full story of how it took mye 2 years of mind numbing, grind and toil to get this finished, in the:"U.F.O- how not to record a song." section on the Recording Notes page.
Ah, the Girls controversy. Ever had the host of an event step up to the mic and denounce one of your songs just after you've played it ? Not as much fun as it sounds. So this song is either: A) a light hearted look at the dating scene from the perspective of a guy who can't quite meet the right girl, or, B) a light hearted look at the dating scene from a guy who can't quite meet the right girl, but who feels that, when it comes to dating, women may the upper hand , or C) a detailed examination of the socio-political structure of society that concludes that the patriarchy is actually a myth, and that the world as we know it is actually designed exclusively for the benefit of women, which I then decided to encapsulate in a catchy chorus - You be the judge :)